Crazy Comebacks
Comeback No.1
Other guy: (Insert your favourite football team here) sucks!
You: You suck
Comeback No.2
You: So how was your holiday in Hawaii?
Other guy: Oh, it was rubbish, and it rained everday.
If you think theyre being sarcastic, then say:
I think your being sarcastic/I dont think you mean that
Comeback No.3
Other guy: Hey, wheres the toilet?
You: Your a toilet
Comeback No.4
You: Whenever I called you a girl, I shouldnt have, and Im really sorry.
Other guy: But Sam/Callum/The Queen/, I am a girl.
You: Aw c’mon, dont be too hard on yourself.
We apologise if this comeback offends you.
Comeback No.5
Other guy: I cant think of any other comebacks
You: Ya mums a comeback
Other guy: Thats a great one.
Comeback No.6
Other guy: Omg I suck at this game!
You: So do you.
Comeback No.7
You: Your mega annoying
Other guy: And…?
You: And Im not.
Guy: Your comebacks suck
You: Your comebacks suck
More to come!!!
si said
heres one…
jack ward: john, ur such a baby
nerdy guy: well..well… ur such a foetus
jack ward well…well…ur such a zygole
nerdy guy:ur such a atom……………………..somebody got served!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holz xx said
Simon ur such a dwoob!!!!
wat that isnt even funniiiiiiii
well actually it is so bad its funniii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxx
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Rachel =) said
some of those comebacks weren’t very offensive………………but oh well!
Rachel =) said
i got a comeback:
if sum1 asks u :”Y is ur ……(eg hair or clothes) so messed up?”
u answer “Y is ur face so messed up!?”
Rachel =) said
lol
Rachel =) said
i’m not so good at making comebacks…..lol
Rachel =) said
😀
BETh x x x x x :) said
okay i got 1 ….
… nah i havent x